no need to scratch, this thing is oozing smell

i have not thought much about this post but i wanted to share a strange phenomena. my left hand smells like maple syrup. yes,...no kidding...let it sink in...maple syyyyruup. thankfully it is not sticky, that would be bad. just pure syrup. who knew? i noticed it about a week ago, then for a strange sort of confirmation, my student said to me, "mr. sparks, you smell like syrup". my response, "yes, yes i do". let me assure you, i have not been to any new age therapy sessions where syrup is involved, nor have i treated my dry calloused hands with a little aunt jamima love. hell, i havent even been to waffle house in a year. on a serious note, does anyone know if this is related to any medical conditions. all i can think of is some strange eating disorder, or perhaps,through my left hand, my body is finally expelling all those dreamy waffle house visits. anyways, come take a whiff, its like im carrying around a drippy syrup soaked pancake and its heaven.